Actual Past Review Quote's From
The Reviewer Himself Who Reviewed Maps
That Need Reviewing
[Complete Listing]

-Last Updated:8/12/98-

Wednesday August 12, 1998 -  "Felt like I was trapped in some whorehouse filled with lame incompetent half ass bots who couldn't serve me"

Friday August 7, 1998 -  "I feel the author did an extraordinary job getting the feeling that you were actually engulfed by the surrounding beauty of the icy wonderland."

"I felt like I was a professional play tester getting paid the cash, and shit, when I found HOM effect errors on my third game."

"I will not update during the weekends anymore, at least that much, for the simple fact that I actually have a life."

Thursday August 6, 1998 - "It will hit you harder than a hot chick who never returns your phone call."

"Detail separates the cheesy ass maps from the good one's."

"Best vehicles EVER designed by any author in either Quake 1 or Quake 2 map, and this is coming from someone who has played a lot of fu@#$^ maps."

"Not all the time hard mode is actually "hard" but rather more suited to the average 4th grade elementary student."

Wednesday August 5, 1998 - "I'm sick of AOL lamers, jumping on server's with no skill, and camping out by the BFG. What they don't realize is, once it is in their possession, a skilled player will avoid the pretty lights and cap their ass.

"My first impression of this map was that it sucked."

"I think he could have done without those little funky ass square rooms where you enter the teleporter's, but that is just my opinion."

Tuesday August 4, 1998 - " It's like trying to be Magic Johnson and hosting your own late night show, when you don't have the talent.  Your ratings will only go down, people will be furious, and you will only embarrass yourself. "

"Your great masterpiece is another person's shit."

Monday August 3, 1998 - "The overall layout of the map struck me as being weird, but then again, people never called me normal."

Sunday August 2, 1998 -   "I need a new DM map about as bad as I need sex. :-)"

Friday July 31, 1998 - "I remember saying to myself, "That is a good idea" more than once."

"A matter a fact, it is so well done that that it deserves a 95, if I were to use some sort of rating system."

Thursday July 30,1998 -  "I only bitch when I don't have enough, and have to resort to that laser pistol, by the way, which is still better than the majority of Unreal's weapons."

Tuesday July 28, 1998 - "Without their input and interest in my reviews and basically the rest of my unrelated BS, I wouldn't be around."

Saturday July 25, 1998 - "This is mainly due to the fact that the same boring ass brown metal Quake 2 textures have been mostly replaced with textures right out of an old western setting."

Thursday July 23, 1998 - "The quality of maps I downloaded before my trip were below average, a waste of download time, and fucking down right embarrassing, that is until this one."

Wednesday July 22, 1998 - "Nothing is better than fraggin' your opponent, who is down below 2 stories, with a RL or grenade launcher."

Tuesday July 21, 1998 - "For some reason I managed to avoid and always take the wrong passage to get to the area where you enter this place."

Monday July 20, 1998 - "I will be the first to go away from the norm and say that I liked the damn thing."

Friday June 12, 1998 -  "I'm also going to continue giving you my daily BS logs because I think that it is a good addition."

Thursday June 11, 1998 - "Played Unreal over a friend's house on his P2/400 64MB  system and experienced stuttering around corners."

Wednesday June 10, 1998 - "Came to the conclusion that UnrealED sucks."

Tuesday June 9, 1998 - "I'm more into action and shooting things, then finding the next button on the wall and standing around getting frustrated."

Monday June 8, 1998 - "I would have to dust off the dust off my Doom disk and load it up to see."

Sunday June 7, 1998 - "I think the name fits good because he must have been stoned making it."

Saturday June 6, 1998 - "Most people who grab the BFG get excited that they own it, get trigger happy, and just fire the minute they see someone."

Friday June 5, 1998 - "See, the laser's don't start up until you are thinking, "Hey, there is the Quad sitting in the open, lemme go grab it"

If you look out the narrow window, aim, and have the  mind set of a camper"

Thursday June 4, 1998 - "I found out that this map is a camper's dream come true."

Tuesday June 2, 1998 - "I thought I would post a screen shot up so you can see some of my work, along with all the misalligned textures."

Saturday May 30, 1998 - "A lot of the maps I had to get rid of because Walnut Creek CD-ROM likes fucking around with people like me."

Friday  May 29, 1998 - "I  will be the first to admit that the cannon guy up on the movable cannon got me one time."